Jesus is...
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1.12.3
Jesus is a robot.
Jesus is clean-shaven.
Jesus is full.
Jesus is a big guy.
1.19.3
Jesus is a tourist.
Jesus is not afraid to wear a fanny pack.
Jesus is in denial.
Jesus is patriotic.
1.26.3
Jesus is contributing to the delinquency of minors.
Jesus is creepy.
Jesus is illiterate.
Jesus is all-time QB.
2.2.3
Jesus is self-absorbed.
Jesus is exaggerating.
Jesus is eating his own hand.
Jesus is flying.
2.9.3
Jesus is expecting.
Jesus is your landlord.
Jesus is a zombie.
Jesus is picked last at sports.
2.16.3
Jesus is not satisfied with his body.
Jesus can't whistle.
Jesus is a balloon.
Jesus is drunk.
2.23.3
Jesus is waxin' philosophic.
Jesus is Santa Claus.
Jesus is defusing a bomb.
Jesus is crippled with laughter.
3.2.3
Jesus is a local news anchor.
Jesus is ballin'.
Jesus is praying.
Jesus is outtakes.
3.9.3
Jesus is a b-boy.
Jesus is bling-bling.
Jesus is levitating.
Jesus has a lisp.
3.16.3
Jesus is a missionary.
Jesus is looking up.
Jesus is revolutionizing the porn industry.
Jesus is selling used cars.
3.23.3
Jesus is all out of bubblegum.
Jesus is churning butter.
Jesus is applying for a job.
Jesus is a supervillian.
3.30.3
Jesus is a collector.
Jesus is not your friend anymore.
Jesus is vitamin-enriched.
Jesus is up to his knees in shit.
4.13.3
Jesus is misinformed.
Jesus is nine o'clock drama.
Jesus is cruel.
Jesus is shrinking.
4.20.3
Jesus is flat broke.
Jesus is down to 3 packs a week.
Jesus is immune to sarcasm.
Jesus is never having to say you're sorry.
5.11.3
Jesus is a washed-up has-been.
Jesus is connected to God.
Jesus is towing your car.
Jesus is a success story.
5.18.3
Jesus is under arrest.
Jesus is a consumer whore.
Jesus is out.
Jesus is anti-semetic.
5.25.3
Jesus is a superhero.
Jesus is impotent.
Jesus is tense.
Jesus is dense.
6.1.3
Jesus is helping you move to get at your sister.
Jesus is a closet Oprah fan.
Jesus is assertive.
Jesus is upset.
6.22.3
Jesus is about to get his ass kicked.
Jesus is still a stand-up comedian.
Jesus is Johnny Carson.
Jesus is a puppet.
6.29.3
Jesus is tanning.
Jesus is taking out a personal ad.
Jesus is constantly riding his brakes.
Jesus is paint-by-number.
1.8.4
Jesus is a sleepsy bear.
Jesus is your boss.
Jesus is afraid of the dark.
Jesus is doing his laundry.
1.26.4
by Joe Colletta
Jesus is kung-fu fighting!
Jesus is misunderstood.
Jesus is grrreat!
Jesus is king of the Jews.
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