Jesus is...
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1.30.4
Jesus is singing his favorite song.
Jesus is not going to jail again.
Jesus is never going to do that again.
Jesus is just alright with me.
2.17.4
Jesus is freaked out you are behing him.
Jesus is in stride with popular culture.
Jesus is helping control the pet population.
Jesus is raiding your pantry.
Jesus is a real stickler on the commandments.
4.7.4
Jesus is freaked out by first graders.
Jesus is gonna knock you out.
Jesus is early.
Jesus is off his mark.
Jesus is being held hostage.
Jesus is too cool for school.
5.7.4
Jesus is not taking a hint.
Jesus is a carnival sideshow.
Jesus is approaching his capacity for hot dogs.
Jesus is being reprimanded for gross negligence at summer camp.
Jesus is bipolar.
Jesus is not in at the moment.
Jesus is vindictive.
Jesus is yelling at a small child.
6.11.4
Jesus is preserved.
Jesus is in the Yellow Pages.
Jesus is making Passover awkward.
Jesus is a repeat offender.
7.5.4
Jesus is on fire.
Jesus is your waiter this evening.
Jesus is playing favorites.
Jesus is eating a taco.
7.12.4
Jesus is all in.
Jesus is too sexy for his shirt.
Jesus is experiencing technical difficulties.
Jesus is fishing for compliments.
7.19.4
Jesus is allergic to peanut butter.
Jesus is holding the tomatoes.
Jesus is naked, covered in lotion.
Jesus is telling dirty jokes at the office.
7.26.4
Jesus is going to kick your ass.
Jesus is never having to study.
Jesus is not impressed.
Jesus is your probation officer.

 

 
8.2.4
Jesus is a psychiatrist.
Jesus is obsessive.
Jesus is running for president.
Jesus is under oath.
3.8.5
Jesus is an outie.
Jesus is at a moral crossroads.
Jesus is game.
9.21.5
Jesus is weasin' the juice.
Jesus is making a leap of faith.
Jesus is not practicing.
Jesus is yawning or yelling or something.
Jesus is as Jesus does.
Jesus is a former spelling bee champion.
Jesus is a morning person.
Jesus is in it for the money.
Jesus is lying to you.
Jesus is a rich white man.
Jesus is in color.
Jesus is suffering from buyer's remorse.
Jesus is exploiting an old injury.
10.21.5
Jesus is bad with kids.
Jesus is lying straight to your face.
Jesus is skipping school.
Jesus is putting your bread on bottom.
Jesus is greedy.
Jesus is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Jesus is defecating cliches.
Jesus is taking you for granted.
Jesus is totally all about it.
Jesus is coming apart at the seams.
Jesus is dispensible.
Jesus is waving back when you're waving to the person behind him.
11.15.5
Jesus is an archeologist.
Jesus is a singer-songwriter.
Jesus is gluttonous.
Jesus is a virgin, of course.
Jesus is humoring you.
Jesus is a homopathic bigot.
Jesus is playing with himself.
Jesus is lending his image to an abstinence campaign.
3.7.6
Jesus is about to rip one.
Jesus is a pack rat.
Jesus is first one thing, then another.
Jesus is going going back back to Cali Cali.
Jesus is going to get what he wants.
Jesus is instant credibility.
Jesus is killing babies.
Jesus is never leaving you.
Jesus is not taking requests.
Jesus is talking you down.
Jesus is trying to circumvent a mob-run Russian bride service.
Jesus is upstairs.
Jesus is walkin on sunshine.

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